Your WHAT hurts?!?!?

OK, so kids say the darndest things, right? Well, yesterday morning as we are getting up and starting breakfast, Little Miss yells out of the bathroom, "Mom!! My CRACK hurts!!" You could just feel the air freeze in the kitchen as everyone is trying to figure out if she just said what we think she said. I called back, "What?!?" You know, just to make sure that's what she said and sure enough she yells back, "My CRACK hurts!!" I couldn't hold it in--I started laughing and the girls just start making all kinds of comments. So, I guess in order to really clarify Blondie goes in there and asks her about her owie, and we all hear Little Miss explain that Yes, her CRACK is hurting, which is a scratch on her foot that looks like a CRACK. We just couldn't contain our hooting. It never ceases to amaze me what these little ones come up with!

I told her she probably shouldn't tell anyone else that her CRACK is hurting because they might misunderstand...