Dr. D says

The other day my oldest boy, Dr. D, came walking into the kitchen looking as pitiful as possible and rubbing his tummy. "My tummy hurts!", he whined. "I think it means I'm hungry." I gave him a snack and he went on his way. A few minutes later he returned claiming, "My boobs hurt!" Hmmmm... Not sure what that means, buddy! I think I gave him another snack and that cured him. :)