If you like hyperbole, now here's a place you'll like to see
It is just north of Potato hill, a very small town called
If you rip your mother's blouse,
She'll put you inside your puppy's doghouse!
And when the clouds get big and gray,
Dogs and cats will start to spray
down from the sky, throughout the day.
If you study without break,
Your work becomes a piece of cake!
And if your sad you'll turn bright bue,
and then your spirits need renew.
But before you go,
You'll find out soon, that this
Is the PERFECT place