Kids Say...

This morning Dr. D came running up to me and said, "Mom!  Look at my pouch!  I have this pouch to hold all my weapons!".  He just stood there kind of sideways as if to show me a pouch at his hip.  I kept looking and he kept showing me his pouch... 
I finally asked where it was and he said, "It's right here!  It's invisible!".

Don't know how I missed that one.  :)