Tailgunner's story - by Tailgunner age 4

Um, once upon a time, there was a guy.  Named Save the World.  And guess what he did?  He ate a pair of pants, then he ate a pair of hair, and a eyeball on top.  Then he went in a bad forest with a bunch of zombies in it.  And then he ate all the zombies.  All gone.  And then he was pregnant.  And guess what?  His face was like this:

And guess what people did?  They came.  And guess what?  Save the World saved the world!  And guess what he did?  He turned into himself.

The End