This morning, Dr. D decided he didn't want to go to church. Here's his conversation with Sweet G about it.
D: Sweet G, I'm not going to church today.
G: Yes you are.
D: No, I'm not. I don't like it.
G: Why not?
D: Because they only give tiny food during the Sacrament and it takes forever to get to Primary. And it takes forever to get TG to nursery.
G: Well, you're going to church.
D: No, I'm staying home.
G: Well, who's going to stay with you?
G: No, nana has other stuff she needs to do. So who's going to stay with you?
D: Well, I'm just staying home from church.
G: OK. Go ask mom and dad if you can stay home from church.
D: No, mom OR dad.
G: No, you need to ask mom AND dad and see what they say.
D: But if they say I can, then I'm staying home.
G: What if they say no?
D: That means that I have to go, but I don't want to.
His other reason to me when he asked was, "The microphone is just TOO loud".
Yeah. We are all going to church. :)