Smell The Roses

This morning, Dr. D decided he didn't want to go to church.  Here's his conversation with Sweet G about it.

D:  Sweet G, I'm not going to church today.
G:  Yes you are.
D:  No, I'm not.  I don't like it.
G:  Why not?
D:  Because they only give tiny food during the Sacrament and it takes forever to get to Primary.  And it takes forever to get TG to nursery.
G:  Well, you're going to church.
D:  No, I'm staying home.
G:  Well, who's going to stay with you?
D:  Nana.
G:  No, nana has other stuff she needs to do.  So who's going to stay with you?
D:  Well, I'm just staying home from church.
G:  OK.  Go ask mom and dad if you can stay home from church.
D:  No, mom OR dad.
G:  No, you need to ask mom AND dad and see what they say.
D:  But if they say I can, then I'm staying home.
G:  What if they say no?
D:  That means that I have to go, but I don't want to.

His other reason to me when he asked was, "The microphone is just TOO loud".

Yeah.  We are all going to church.  :)